How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)

    "Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.”


    if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle


    there are 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 particles in the universe

    your mother took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd