Tweets

    if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

    blink-floydd:

    there are 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 particles in the universe

    your mother took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd



    solo-by-choice:

    omg

    yes

    i need to watch this one at least once a day

    “you must be used to getting served by an Englishman”